A Story About Growing Up and a Eulogy
  The Wormhole | From My Inbox | Anna is Growing Up. No Matter What. | Sandy takes karate and plays soccer. | Andy loves Little Gym and plays soccer. | Ian's our smilies baby. | Rants and Tirades and Other Stuff. Blowin' Off Steam. | Posts Deleted from Threads | Jijad/Struggle with Mustafa | Military.com Forum Supplement | Pseudodictionary Supplement | Tonnes of Word Links From Here | Flat Stanley  

No Matter What

I sniffed the little bundle of blankets and sheets gingerly, wondering what it could be. A tiny fist appeared, and whacked me on the nose. "No, Anna, no! That's Kitty, she's a baby just like you!" the mother said, patting me on the head. I realized that this Anna was a baby human, just like I was a baby cat, and I wanted to be this baby human's friend. My rough, sandpaper tongue licked little Anna's cheek, and the small girl let out a happy gurgle. The mother laughed, "I think this is going to be a wonderful friendship!"

And it was. I slept with baby Anna at night, cuddling up with her whenever she cried. She couldn't talk yet, but we communicated in our own way, . . .

«I hope you've enjoyed this snippet of the story. As I'm not the copyright holder, that's all I'm going to show you, under fair use provisions of copyright law. To read the rest of the story, google {"I sniffed the little bundle of blankets and sheets gingerly, wondering what it could be."} and read it at one of the sites that turns up.»


"Anna" a Few Years Ago

Anna wrote "No Matter What" shortly after her cat, Siamon, had to be put down. After a well-known screenwriter and author submitted a neologism to www.pseudodictionary.com, a site for which I'm the senior (at least oldest) editor, I sent Anna's story to him and asked him to consider sending her a note--hoping that might encourage her to keep up her writing efforts. He was kind enough to do so and said, in part, "....You ARE a writer and a good one. I especially admired the credibility of the narrator--not an easy trick to pull off and off-hand I can't recall another successful story told from an animal's point of view. I am an emotional writer and I like to be left at the end of a story with an emotional experience as I am with yours....."

He didn't give permission to publish his remarks on the internet, but I think he'll forgive a grandfather who does so with "boundless pride and love." Also his words, of course.
 

Except as noted, Copyright 1976 - 2010 Machiavellean
Machiavellean™ Erle W Machiavellean


Pretty Peculiar Poems
By Anna Fowler, Age 10

1. "MOONLIT LAKE"
Standing am I, by the moonlight
Watching the swans swiftly take flight
Standing am I, on the lake's shore
Looking at the stars, seeing more and more
The dark eerie shadows of the trees
Am I looking at, while blows a gentle breeze
As I see the dawn cascading
Of this lake I am debating
Was it real, or a dream?
Listening to the wind rip at the trees, like the breaking thread of a seam
I know that I, alone, am standing by this moonlit lake.

2. "SCHOOL LUNCHES"
When I get the school lunches
I hear unearthly screams and munches
People start to disappear
First their head, then their rear
Then come some abnormal crunches
And ghosts with their lunches
The people who brought them
Don't hear the screams
Although the lunch lady says
"It's all a joke!"
I won't fall for this hoax!

3. "The Goat Who Ate The Lawn"
There once was a goat
Who came by a boat
Onto our lovely grass
And, it came to pass
The goat we could not pawn
So, that Ugly, Bugly, Stinky, Inky, Dumb goat ate our lawn!!!


4. "ATTILA THE HEN ?"
There once was a hen
Who liked Attila, so then
She put on a tin bowl
And made armor out of an old shoe's sole
All the hens admired her,
So her warriors they were
The roosters led the chicks on crusade
With ol Miss Bessie to come to their aid
Oh really it was such a laugh,
Because they put boots on the calf
So then there started a barnyard war,
After it everyone was sore
And the roosters were mad then
At heroic Attila the Hen!


5. "Radio Cricket"
Why not a cricket
That lands in a thicket
Making beautiful sounds?
Which makes
Tunes,
Runes,
Melodies,
On its knees
Attracting fleas
Of course we cannot see the
Jumpy,
Bumpy,
Thumpy,
Lumpy little cricket
Inside the radio


6. "Giotto's Fly: A true story"
Giotto, Cimabue's apprentice
In a workshop of Cimabue's
Was working on something
When Cimabue was called away
Giotto snuck over to the easel
On which the painting lay
And painted a fly smack dab in the middle of the nose!
When Cimabue came back he saw
That fly on the portrait's nose!
He brushed and brushed at that silly old fly
Until
He discovered the fly wasn't real!


7. "Bug"
There was a bug in the rug
Who went to my mug
And then
It went inside
It drowned and I cried


8. "Sleeping"
I just can't go to sleep
I've tried counting sheep
Getting a drink
And even trying not to blink
You can't make me go to sleep
I might as well sit down and weep
Going to sleep, I just can't
In my pajamas you can put ants
Going to sleep, I am trying
Don't think I'm lying
Cause I can't go to sleep
YAWWWWWNNNNNN
Goodnight!


9. "Tree"
A little tree sat alone
Wishing he had a home
No one could move him, his roots were so strong
And the birds were annoying him al lalong
"Move yourself," they chided
But the little tree had decided
He would not be moved, never.


10. "Water"
As the water flows into a stream
It glides and drifts gently as a dream
As the stream flows into a river
It bubbles and churgles hither andtither
As the river flows into an ocean
It gargles and waves like a witch's potion
And now, here my story will rest
Truly the water has done it's best


11. "The Woman Who Taught Witches"
The woman who taught witches
Also taught a man who pitches,
An ambitious ballerina,
And the Max Rebo Band from the Mos Eisly cantina!
She taught many people, as you see,
But she would never, ever teach me!


12. "Smile in the Moon"
Once out my window I looked at the moon
It was my bedtime very soon
Then I saw the moon smile
And I smiled back all the while
Down my back ran a shiver
And my hamster began to quiver
So I shut the curtains to keep out the cold
And the moon was smiling,
Brave and bold.


13. "Walk"
Once in the night
I took a walk,
Having nobody to talk
It was chilly and I got a fright,
Because it was scary
Imagining something big and hairy
Finally my walk was done
And I have to say it wasn't fun
Thank goodness it is over
As I go home I see a 4 leaf clover
And pick it
Good luck I will have tonight


14. "Bedtime Poem"
Now it is my bedtime
I will take a moment to write this rhyme
I am in my bed right now
So long,
Adios,
Ciao
It is time for bed,
Sleepyhead.


15. "Unicorns"
Of all majestic creatures born
The most beautiful is the Unicorn
Lies a horn upon their head,
That takes away pain and dread
They run faster than light
Coming and going in the night
Of all the cool creatures born
The most pretty is the Unicorn


16. "Land of Ice"
Once, a very long time ago
The earth got covered with ice and snow
The dinosaurs were wiped out
And there was no bickering about
This land was covered in ice
Who survived?
Not even a family of mice!
The wooly mammoth's came and went
And now this name was sent
Arctic


17. "Boring"
This time is so boring!
I almost will start snoring
If you think I'm a dummy
I'm not, just ask my mummy!
This day now is not so boring,
And I have ceased to snoring
Yawn!
ZZZZz


18. "The Donkey"
The donkey had a wonderful bray,
It always said, "Have a fine day!"
Then once a little lass said,
"You are lonely, why don't you wed?"
The donkey ran and screamed with fright
Long into the awaiting night
When he came back he would not say,
"I lost my dear little bray!"


19. "Simple"
Any thing is simple for me,
For example, climbing a tree.
I can do any thing, it's a piece of cake!
For example, jumping in a lake
I can do anything, anything I say!
Deep in the night, or early in the day
I have no fear in any thing, true
But I'd run away from a monster like you!


20. "Chicken Escape!"
One of our chickens is on the run
Oh gee! I hope it's having fun
Here,
There,
Everywhere it scitters
twitters
fritters
Oh! I hope we catch it,
Because we'll chop it in half with a hatchet
And have chicken stew,
But we'll only have enough for two!
____________________________
Except as noted, Copyright 1976 - 2010 Machiavellean
Machiavellean™ Erle W Machiavellean


Visit Anna's website and join the fun.

Say Farewell to the Giants of the 20th Century

Ed's Goodbye to Cliff

Cliff Roberts was my grandfather, not by birth, but in the way that really counts--he was there for me. My grandfather was part of that generation which learned the facts of life in the hard school of the Great Depression, and which grew up fast in the Second World War. His generation, and he himself, was there for all of us.

You should pause, and pray, and shed a tear my friends, because the giants of this century are passing from the earth. For fifty years, Cliff Roberts and his generation have been there for all of us. They stood "between their loved homes and Wild War's desolation." They built the United States you see today--it was Cliff Roberts, and millions like him, who made the roads, laid the pipe, and strung the wire, who poured the steel and brought forth the skyscrapers. These are the people who got men to the moon. For fifty years, these men and women have been the motor that propelled this nation to greatness. Today, we still look to them for leadership, but they are passing from the earth. We ought to weep for their departure. We are much poorer for their passing.

Cliff Roberts was a giant. He was in the U. S. Army, an infantryman from April of 1939 to August of 1945. He served in the Asian-Pacific theatre, and was a staff sergeant when he was discharged from Camp Maxey, Texas, where he was an infantry advanced training instructor. He worked for thirty years to help make the world we know and retired from the Tulsa Electric Company. My grandfather was a giant to a boy of fourteen. I watched him lift a Coca Cola vending maching out of a car's trunk by himself. That machine sits in my house today, and I've never moved it alone. I got to know my grandfather from that instance, from our visits to western and gun museums, going to see the Will Rogers Memorial, and from breakfast talks over eggs, biscuits, and coffee. We talked some about sports, some about the Army, and mostly about life and the things he'd seen and done.

My grandfather was a simple man--even now as I think of him telling some Army story, I see him with Willy and Joe. Yet, if he was simple, talked a little slow--he was also sly and wise, and truly one of God's gentle men. There was always a twinkle in grandpa's eyes as he told his stories. Not every old soldier gets his very own West Point shavetail to buffalo; and besides, the "truth" isn't what's important about a war story.

Knowing Cliff Roberts, and some other fellows like him, helped me choose the kind of man I wanted to be, and among whom I want to be counted. Grandfathers are great--they can bring the past to life, and mine was a window into the world before jet planes, interstates, and shopping malls. How privileged was his vantage point in history, to see so much of this world he helped make come into being. And how sad to see so much of what was good about the old days disappear. He filled in the details of what life used to be like, and those details make rich the books and films, they add color to the record of the past better than any computer trick of colorization. My grandfather helped me to see the present through wiser eyes than my own years could allow.

I'm here today to give my last respects to my grandfather, but I'm also here as a soldier, a representative of the men and women who are today the United States Army. I am here as an infantryman--the same as he was. I'm here as an officer to help this nation give its respects and many thanks to this soldier who served in peace and war, and to this man whose hard work over thirty years helped make this country great.

My grandfather made his finest contribution in the years after his retirement: as "poppy," grandfather to Carl, Cheryl, Diane, and me. Death comes, in its time, to each of us, but what counts is how we live our lives against that day. Cliff Roberts knew this.

For myself, for all of us, for the United States and for its Army, I can say, "Well done, be thou at peace."

---------------------------------------------------------

My son wrote this eulogy on the ride from Tulsa to Sallisaw for his grandfather's graveside service. Except that the names have been changed, not one other word has ever been altered, this being a first draft transcribed from his handwritten text. I couldn't write such a eulogy given a year.

To attend Cliff's funeral Ed and Mary had driven to Tulsa from Killeen, TX (Ft. Hood). We met in a motel on the Skelly Bypass just long enough for Mary to change clothes, then we drove to Sallisaw for the graveside service and burial.

Ed managed to get enough time off to fly home, then pack up his family and drive to Tulsa to visit late Friday night and most of Saturday before returning to base Sunday. While he was here, our friends Anne and Charlie (First Assembly of God minister & wife -- she's my wife's lifelong best friend) also came to visit. I asked Charlie to send me a copy of the eulogy Ed had written for my father-in-law Cliff's funeral. My copy is packed in storage, but I knew Charlie had one--Charlie says he's used it several times over the years when WWII veterans have died.

My wife had a heart attack August 17 (2003); that's why she was in St. Francis Hospital. Yes, she had been very ill last fall and earlier this year--she's been ill for almost five years. She got out of the hospital on the 21st after having angioplasty performed on her left major heart artery. Took her back in on the 24th with congestive heart failure, and they installed a second stent on her right major artery. She came home the 28th and seems to be doing a bit better now. Further angioplasty may still be required on other arteries, but her doctors want to see how these first ones go. Thank goodness the Cipher stent was approved for use by the FDA in May of this year. Otherwise, she would have required open heart surgery. The difference between angioplasty and open heart surgery is the difference between a beebee and a basketball.

---------------------------------------------------------

There's no special grace in being smart.™

Except as noted, Copyright 1976 - 2010 Machiavellean™
Machiavellean™ Erle W Machiavellean. . . & Company

---------------------------------------------------------

"I'm sorry, he can write. I can do punctuation marks." Me to my wife when she asked what I was doing. Note: Turns out I can't even do punctuation marks. Trying to convert all the double hyphens to em dashes just didn't work. Nor will typographer's trademark and copyright symbols.

---------------------------------------------------------

Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been a soldier.
No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.
Do not accustom yourself to use big words for little matters.
Samuel Johnson. Some via Boswell's biography of Johnson.
---------------------------------------------------------